11/11/2023 0 Comments Tracy morgan erykah badu tyrone![]() ![]() Imagine how many iPhone photographs us servers have taken of women en masse dressed to the nines, how many times we’ve awkwardly witnessed one person from a couple fleeing the table in tears or anger. We in the business refer to that annual evening as Amateur Hour, when couples who never dine out emerge from the woodwork, when packs and packs of singletons dine out in protest or celebration. The real reason, though, I should be among the boycotters is that, for 16 of the last 20 years, I spent Valentine’s Day working in restaurants. Besides, what adult has any use for a stuffed animal smiling heart from the local drug store? Maybe, too, I’m a little traumatized from once having researched the holiday’s gruesome origins, dating back to ancient Rome - I’ll spare you the darkness. ![]() It’s silly, meaningless, highly pressurized for no good reason, a waste of money. ![]() Every logical bone in my body wants to dislike Valentine’s Day. ![]()
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